A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...