Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...