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A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
If Sony made toasters…
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The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
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Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
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