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One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
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The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
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