Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...