Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...