Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...