What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...