Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.