Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...