Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...