Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...