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Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
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Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
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How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
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Go home and wait
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No. to Change Lightbulb
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