The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...