The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...