If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
How’s business?
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The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...