Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...