Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.