Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
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Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...