The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...