Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...