What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...