Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...