Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...