What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...