What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
We could have been here sooner
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Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
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A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
List of Funny Insults!
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St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...