Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.