Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...