CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.