Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...