A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...