If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...