Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...