The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....