Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...