I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?