The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...