Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...