Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.