Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...