The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...