Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...