They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his...