Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...