Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....