Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...