What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...