The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...