keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...