How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
A mouseketeer!
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Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Deaf
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Stupid Insults 1/31
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Buy machine factory
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Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....